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Ross Miller stretched as he rose from the chair where he had been sitting for close to two hours. The company had had a very long meeting. Sales of Generic Viagra had not risen to the degree that the company executives had hoped. A graph showed that sales of Generic Cialis seemed to have a faster rising curve.
Hard to believe that there was a time with no Generic Viagra, isn't it? Last night I actually went to my twenty-year high school reunion, which had an 80s retro theme. Boy, do I miss the 80s. You know, the days when I had big hair, and big erections whenever I wanted them-heck, even when I didn't want them! Not only was I "Hot for Teacher," I had several girls back then as well, and gently taught them which end was up. Fast-forward twenty years, and my Dexy's Midnight Runner had ran out, and I knew that soon it'd be time to take drastic measures, and feed the little guy some Generic Viagra. Luckily, I'm still not married; I've always been a bit of a swinger, even since my coming-of-age back in the Decade of Greed, when my blood-engorged Billy Idol was banging every Psychedelic Fur in the neighborhood. Here's how things would go down, back in the day, before I dreamed of needing Generic Viagra. When I got a girl in the back of my car, first I'd finger her Soft Cell, then I'd Robert Palmer, then and then I'd Wham! her for an hour or so, then I'd pull out my Def Leppard and pour some sugar on her Blondie. I'm not completely sure what all that just meant, but you get the picture!
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